Note: this is a WIP, the last part is missing, and suggestions are welcome.

White Wabbit (Based on White Rabbit, by Jefferson Airplane)

One potion makes you stronger,
and one potion makes you weak,
and the mundane ones,
don't do anything at all.
Go ask Chrissy,
when she's building a wall.

And if you go chasing wabbits,
and you know you're going to fall,
tell em a hookah-smoking endermite,
has given you the call.
To call Matt,
when he's doing jack all.

When the blocks of iron get up and tell you where to go,
and you just made some kind of mushroom,
and your health is running low.
Go aks Alyss,
I think she'll know.